The casino produces winners and losers.
What's the difference between a Devon dairy farm and a sand and gravel quarry?
At this rate, about 3 years.
What's the difference between a quarry restoration plan and rolling dice?
The dice have fewer colours but a more certain outcome.
What's the difference between The Sound of Music and the quarrying threat at Straitgate?
Both began in 1965 but the threat from the musical is normally only at Xmas.
What's the difference between an environmental disaster and a quarry at Straitgate?
Adding it all up, just 4 letters.
What's the difference between aggregate demand and Nick Clegg's approval ratings?
Over time Nick Clegg's approval ratings could recover.
What's the difference between forecasting a shortfall in sand and gravel in 20 years time and the wind direction? The wind direction has only 360 degrees of possibility.
What's the difference between consultants' reports so far produced on Straitgate and paint drying?
You might learn something useful looking at the paint drying.
What's the difference between a banker and a quarry?
Some people like bankers.
What's the difference between a quarry restoration plan and a Harry Potter book?
The restoration plan is more far-fetched.
What's the difference between a pile of horse manure and a quarry?
Local people could stand to gain something from the manure.
What's the difference between the European financial crisis and a quarry at Straitgate?
Some people think we might recover from the European crisis.
When is a showstopper not a showstopper?
When its on land owned by a Swiss multinational cement giant.
Happy Christmas!
PS. Almost forgot Councillor Diviani. With his love of finding acronyms for local people, a Xmas present: SADAASED - Sanctioning Any Development Anywhere Anyhow Soon in East Devon.
